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Hail to the Commander!
This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage, well-loved favorite. Carefully created with an ultra-soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side-seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will steal the spotlight in your closet. Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/poly blend.
Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow approximately 2 business days for production before your order ships.
Kick those poor-quality shirts from who-knows-where to the curb! Your torso deserves better. That’s why we've hand-selected the elite in shirt crafting. Our tees are sinfully soft, yet battle-ready for your daily grind. If you are unhappy with your new gear for any reason, hit us up so we can make it right.
Warning: All products are printed fresh to order in the USA, taking 2-5 days to leave our chaos chamber. Get ready to turn heads, because we don't do cookie-cutter in this jungle.
